Predators and Scammers

to the tune of Heffalumps or Woozles

They're old, they're young, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, they're all about
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick, they're insincere
Beware, beware, be a wary mama bear

The predators and scammers
Are after your minors
The traffickers and dealers’s very sly - sly, sly, sly

They hide in malls and slammers
But if they’re programmers
They’ll text your little tikes out of your sight - sight, sight, sight

They're extra-ordinary
So better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size - size, size, size

If safety’s what you covet
You'll find there’s none of it
Unless you fly to mars
and hide out there

They're Jill, they're Jane, they're Bill, they're Dwight
They're world’s apart, they're in plain sight
They tie your heart in horrible knots
You’ll soon have strep and chickenpox
Beware, beware, be a wary mama bear

They're rather ordinary
Like dragons in stories
Because their tyrant’s from the dawn of time - time, time, time

If safety’s what you covet
You'll find plenty of it
Curled up beside the Master
Who beats all.

He’s strong, He’s right, He’s up, He’s down
He’s in, He’s out, He’s all about
He’s far, He’s near, He’s standing here
He’s quick and slick, He’s conquered fear.
So there! So there! So there! So there! So there!